Morning Email Conversations

This morning I sent an email to inquire about a small work of art that I have been coveting for some time now.So I thought why not at least ask the price.

Here are snippets from various emails sent back and forth this morning.

Question:

"I am inquiring about the what is available in the inventory of works by artist, ******."

Answer:

"The following work is available along with the price list for the general public."

You see I didnt  know how to answer the email.I was confused by the line " for the general public". It kinda annoyed me,so I wanted to know what a non general public person was.

Answer:

"Some one of importance"

This annoyed me even more,cause i like to think of myself as a super duper highly important person of mystery..of course.So I had to write back ,right?

Question:

What constitutes a person of importance?

Answer:

Whomever I think is important.

Question:

I'm I important to you?

Answer:

Who are you?

last question I asked..

Question:

Who are we all really?

I'm still waiting for an answer..