Parental Guidance Skillzz

The following conversation happened at the breakfast table this morning with a 2 year old before coffee:

parent: what do you want to be for halloween?

daughter: r2p0

parent: you mean r2d2 or c3po

daughter: no i want to be chewy

parent: that's a good idea, you should be chewbacca.

daughter: no i want, i want, i want to be han solo

parent: you don't wanna be princess leia?

daughter: no my hair is too short to make rolls.

parent: what about luke skywalker?

daughter: no he's a whiney bitch

parent: don't say that ,it's not nice to say that ,it's a bad word,

even though it's true,dont talk like that.

daughter: you say that

parent: that's because i am the parent and i am the adult ,i wont say it any more though.

daughter: you are a whiney bitch mom. 

how can you argue with that?